This ball was so crowded that it took me - a trained professional journalist with vast experience in this area - forty five minutes to get a beer.

Of course, the truth is that the congresspersons are too busy raising campaign money to read the laws they pass. The laws are written by staff tax nerds who can put pretty much any wording they want in there. I bet that if you actually read the entire vastness of the US tax code, you'd find at least one sex scene. ("Yes, yes, YES!" moaned Vanessa as Lance, his taut body moist with moisture, again and again depreciated her adjusted gross rate of annualized fiscal debenture...)

Sign at a Tennessee highway: When this sign is under water, this road is impassable.

Japan has a low crime rate, unless you count the fact that approximately every fifteen minutes the entire Cabinet gets indicted for taking bribes.

Experts agree that the best type of computer for your individual needs is one that comes on the market about two days after you actually purchase some other computer.

This ball was so crowded that it took me - a trained professional journalist with vast experience in this area - forty five minutes to get a beer.

This nation is so friendly that the leading cause of injury is getting passionately embraced by strangers.