This ball was so crowded that it took me - a trained professional journalist with vast experience in this area - forty five minutes to get a beer.

I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems.

Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions.

Technology is constantly improving our lives. Look at the cellular telephone. Just ten years ago, virtually nobody was able to get into a car crash caused by trying to steer and dial at the same time; today, people do this all the time.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

Another foreign-policy triumph for Reagan was his 1984 visit to China, where he met for more than three hours with Mao Zedong before realizing that Mao was dead.

I watched as an extremely nerdy exhibitor - I'm talking about a guy who makes Bill Gates look like Brad Pitt.