This ball was so crowded that it took me - a trained professional journalist with vast experience in this area - forty five minutes to get a beer.

There is a breed of fashion models who weigh no more than an abridged dictionary.

She goes to Frederick's of Hollywood at the mall and purchases an explicit lingerie outfit so sheer that you could read an appliance warranty through it in an unlit closet.

We decide to start with the best-known sight of all, the one that, more than any other, exemplifies what the Big Apple is all about: the Islip Garbage Barge.

I love the Olympics, because they enable people from all over the world to come together and--regardless of their political or cultural differences--accuse each other of cheating.

If you asked me to name the three scariest threats facing the human race, I would give the same answer that most people would: nuclear war, global warming and Windows.

The method preferred by most balding men for making themselves look silly is called the comb over.