I read a lot of lot non-demanding fiction.

Miami, you can never run out of material. As long as you have Miami around you, you will never, never stop being amused.

I really try to think cinematically, because that's how people read. They create a theater in their minds.

The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hotlines staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a dynamite tax tip is that you should print neatly.

Until I became a parent, I thought children just naturally knew how to catch a ball, that catching was an instinctive biological reflex that all children are born with, like knowing how to operate a remote control or getting high fevers in distant airports.

The Russians will never be able to get their missiles thought the dense protective layer of delayed flights circling over the United States in complex, puke-inducing holding patterns.

Never lick a steak knife.