Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship.
Don't emphasise money if you don't have much; be happy
Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
Line printer paper is strongest at the perforations.
If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
For most celebrities, the biggest meal of the day is toothpaste (they use reduced-fat Crest).