I watched as an extremely nerdy exhibitor - I'm talking about a guy who makes Bill Gates look like Brad Pitt.

To people who make moving ads that block the view of websites: Not only will we not buy from you, but we want shrews to eat your liver.

Without good grammar, the United States would have lost World War II.

The basic Roman ruin design is a pile of rocks with a little plaque saying "Roman Ruins" and a group of tourists frowning at it and wishing they were back at the hotel bar.

Sign at a New England church: Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is extinguished?

A gene can be either dominant or recessive, depending on which type of gene it is.

We journalists... are also extremely impressed with scientists, and we will, frankly, print just about any wacky thing they tell us, especially if it involves outer space.