The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hotlines staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a dynamite tax tip is that you should print neatly.

The major parties could conduct live human sacrifices on their podiums during prime time, and I doubt that anybody would notice.

What I need is a search engine that, no matter what I type in, comes back with GO BACK TO WORK.

Sign at a Kentucky appliance store: Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work.

Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid.

I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.