Airline food is not intended for human consumption. It's intended as a form of in-flight entertainment, wherein the object is to guess what it is, starting with broad categories such as "mineral" and "linoleum."

When doctors describe pain as experiencing "discomfort," it's like saying Hiroshima experienced "urban renewal".

For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.

The great thing about golf - and this is the reason why a lot of health experts like me recommend it - you can drink beer and ride in a cart while you play.

I hope I don't sound like an old-fashioned stick-in-the-mud, but when I hear about people making vast fortunes without doing any productive work or contributing anything to society, my reaction is: “How can I get in on that?

The real threat to whales is whaling, which has endangered many whale species.

The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.