Airline food is not intended for human consumption. It's intended as a form of in-flight entertainment, wherein the object is to guess what it is, starting with broad categories such as "mineral" and "linoleum."

You should definitely have a travel agent. Why go through all the hassle of dealing with airlines, hotels, and rental-car agencies yourself, only to see the arrangements get all screwed up, when with just a single phone call you can have a trained professional screw them up for you?

Although humans tend to view sex as mainly a fun recreational activity sometimes resulting in death, in nature it is a far more serious matter.

...Hell, which as every frequent traveler knows, is in Concourse D of O'Hare Airport.

A small deer came into my camp and stole my bag of pickles. Is there a way I can get reimbursed? Please call.

I was really bummed when I got to the last one of Tony Hillerman Navajo detective books.

What I need is a search engine that, no matter what I type in, comes back with GO BACK TO WORK.