I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.

The old system of having a baby was much better than the new system, the old system being characterized by the fact that the man didn't have to watch.

Dogs love to go for rides. A dog will happily get into any vehicle going anywhere.

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.

Another well-known Paris landmark is the Arc de Triomphe, a moving monument to the many brave women and men who have died trying to visit it.

I really try to think cinematically, because that's how people read. They create a theater in their minds.

This ball was so crowded that it took me - a trained professional journalist with vast experience in this area - forty five minutes to get a beer.