I shared this insight with some other boat owners, and they all agreed that, definitely, putting your boar into the water is asking for trouble. Most of them have had their boats sitting in their driveways long enough to be registered historical landmarks.
Dave BarryRAM: This gives guys a way of deciding whose computer has the biggest, studliest memory. That's important, because the more memory a computer has, the faster it can produce error messages.
Dave BarryWashington is nicknamed "The Evergreen State" because it sounds better than "The Incessant Nagging Drizzle State."
Dave BarryTo better understand why you need a personal computer, let's take a look at the pathetic mess you call your life.
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