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Take out the fortune before you eat the cookie.

Men have no cause to criticize women about the way they are about weddings. Because men are like that about sports, but it never ends. At least women, after the wedding, say it wasn't that big a deal and they're never going to look at the DVD again. Men never stop being crazy about sports.

For most celebrities, the biggest meal of the day is toothpaste (they use reduced-fat Crest).

My mother told me, “Son, it is better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick.” I have tried very hard to heed those words.

I have seen women walk right past a TV set with a football game on and - this always amazes me - not stop to watch, even if the TV is showing replays of what we call a "good hit," which is a tackle that causes at least one major internal organ to actually fly out of a player's body.

Experts agree that the best type of computer for your individual needs is one that comes on the market about two days after you actually purchase some other computer.