My wife asked me once if I weren't a comedian, what I would do. I couldn't answer the question. I never imagined doing anything else.

It seems like there's never enough famous white people among comic in Hollywood.

I have angst in my life, but I'm like anybody. We all have angst in our lives that we pick up and fidget with and then we put down and look at some other things that make us feel good or enjoy our lives.

The hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself, especially when everybody is watching.

Somebody broke into my house once, this is a good time to call the police, but mm mm, nope. The house was too nice. It was a real nice house, but they'd never believe i lived in it. They'd be like 'He's still here!

I don't do drugs, though. Just weed.

Weed's not as bad as everything else... 'cause weed is a background substance. You know what I mean, you can smoke some herb and still function. You ain't crisp... but you'll function.