Weed's not as bad as everything else... 'cause weed is a background substance. You know what I mean, you can smoke some herb and still function. You ain't crisp... but you'll function.

America, I appreciate you liking me.

Comedians by and large are some of the most sensitive people on earth. Even if they're socially callous.

I got my hat pulled up low and no one can really see me. I'm ducked out. People do recognize me, and I have a pretty interesting fan base. It's a diverse group.

The kid is the best thing that ever happened to me.

Fame for me is like a place, a country I'm taking a tour through.

My father told me 'Name your price in the beginning. If it ever gets more expensive than the price you name, get out of there.'