Weed's not as bad as everything else... 'cause weed is a background substance. You know what I mean, you can smoke some herb and still function. You ain't crisp... but you'll function.

If I can make a teacher's salary doing comedy, I think that's better than being a teacher.

Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it.

Listen, here it is: Technically, I never quit. I'm seven years late for work.

I want to tell my jokes. I want to have time with my children. I want to entertain people. And at one point, I'll walk away from show business. But I don't want to walk away empty-handed.

Every black American is bilingual. All of them. We speak street vernacular and we speak 'job interview.'

Weed's not as bad as everything else... 'cause weed is a background substance. You know what I mean, you can smoke some herb and still function. You ain't crisp... but you'll function.