People don't know what it's like standing up there onstage, when you have a wall of people smiling at you.
Dave ChappelleIf I can make a teacher's salary doing comedy, I think that's better than being a teacher.
Dave ChappelleI have a very good life, a high quality of life. I have both money and time. No one has that.
Dave ChappelleIf you're Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston, and your marriage is breaking up - that's an awful thing. But to see that speculation in people, it's gotta sting a little bit.
Dave Chappelle