The world can't tell you who you are. You've just got to figure out who you are and be there, for better or worse.

You can't get unfamous. You can get infamous but you can't get unfamous.

For one year, I want to do this thing where I guest-star on as many television shows as I possibly can. I love television. The fact that television ultimately made me famous was very gratifying for me.

What did the 5 fingers say to the face. S L A P!

I love the fact that I have a show where you can run over a kid and everyone busts out laughing.

Every black American is bilingual. All of them. We speak street vernacular and we speak 'job interview.'

I wish I had more hands, so I could give those titties four thumbs down!