What is wrong with me i just bought a bag of weed from an infant.

My father told me 'Name your price in the beginning. If it ever gets more expensive than the price you name, get out of there.'

Weed's not as bad as everything else... 'cause weed is a background substance. You know what I mean, you can smoke some herb and still function. You ain't crisp... but you'll function.

At the time, I was reading this Miles Davis book, and he was talking about coming to New York right after he was in high school. It kind of made me feel like, "Yeah." I didn't want to go to college; I wanted to do stand-up. And I figured, "What's the point of doing stand-up around DC? I'm always going to be under-appreciated there because I started there." I felt like I was strong enough and unique enough that I should give it a big leash to shine. New York was the best thing that ever happened to me as a comedian.

What did the 5 fingers say to the face. S L A P!

Where I'm from? A little town called none of yo god damn business.

I got a lot of positive people around me.