I think one artist to another artist, the best compliment you can pay one another, because the part of you that is inspired or creates something, to write a joke or a song, that's like the God-like part of a person.

After a while, a joke, if you say it too much, just becomes contrived, or fake-sounding.

Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it.

I'm Dave Chappelle and I'm a chronic masturbator.

I got a lot of positive people around me.

Most of the people around me have a vested interest in how much money I make. You know, so a celebrity could find themselves in a position where people could have meetings about their life without them involved. And when I say "their life" I mean not their professional life either. They could talk about their personal life.

My father told me 'Name your price in the beginning. If it ever gets more expensive than the price you name, get out of there.'