Comedians by and large are some of the most sensitive people on earth. Even if they're socially callous.
The kid is the best thing that ever happened to me.
Every black American is bilingual. All of them. We speak street vernacular and we speak 'job interview.'
All white people talk about when they get high is other times that they got high.
Listen, here it is: Technically, I never quit. I'm seven years late for work.
If I put forth a legitimate effort, then I feel like, if that doesn't work out, that's all I can do.