Every black American is bilingual. All of them. We speak street vernacular and we speak 'job interview.'
There's something about doing stand-up that's cathartic.
I want to tell my jokes. I want to have time with my children. I want to entertain people. And at one point, I'll walk away from show business. But I don't want to walk away empty-handed.
All white people talk about when they get high is other times that they got high.
No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone... you answer it.
Weed's not as bad as everything else... 'cause weed is a background substance. You know what I mean, you can smoke some herb and still function. You ain't crisp... but you'll function.