Being famous is great, it's not like bad or horrible or anything.

I don't want the money. I don't want the drama. I just want to do my show. I want to have fun again.

I care about the work I do. But I'm not going to say that money's not an issue.

Jerry Seinfeld, he was doing Letterman show all the time, so he kind of had an excuse, that people know the jokes already. He didn't have time to do stand-up. A guy like me, I have no excuses.

I started when I was 14. I figured out that's what I wanted to do when I was 14. Even when I was six, I can remember people telling me, "You're gonna be a comedian," and all this stuff.

Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it.

I don't do any jokes that old. I might have maybe one or two jokes from high school that I still do.