I don't do any jokes that old. I might have maybe one or two jokes from high school that I still do.

The biggest enemy of an artist is apathy... A kid gets killed by the police and I buy a T-shirt and before I can wear that one, there's another kid (killed) and I'm running out of closet space.

What is wrong with me i just bought a bag of weed from an infant.

Jerry Seinfeld, he was doing Letterman show all the time, so he kind of had an excuse, that people know the jokes already. He didn't have time to do stand-up. A guy like me, I have no excuses.

What did the 5 fingers say to the face. S L A P!

Every black American is bilingual. All of them. We speak street vernacular and we speak 'job interview.'

It seems like there's never enough famous white people among comic in Hollywood.