I care about the work I do. But I'm not going to say that money's not an issue.

There's something about doing stand-up that's cathartic.

Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it.

I love the fact that I have a show where you can run over a kid and everyone busts out laughing.

I don't do drugs, though. Just weed.

If I put forth a legitimate effort, then I feel like, if that doesn't work out, that's all I can do.

If you're Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston, and your marriage is breaking up - that's an awful thing. But to see that speculation in people, it's gotta sting a little bit.