I started when I was 14. I figured out that's what I wanted to do when I was 14. Even when I was six, I can remember people telling me, "You're gonna be a comedian," and all this stuff.

Weed's not as bad as everything else... 'cause weed is a background substance. You know what I mean, you can smoke some herb and still function. You ain't crisp... but you'll function.

Is this the 5:00 Free Crack Giveaway?

Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it.

I enjoy my own thoughts sometimes.

There's something about doing stand-up that's cathartic.

For one year, I want to do this thing where I guest-star on as many television shows as I possibly can. I love television. The fact that television ultimately made me famous was very gratifying for me.