Whether it means having a show, or a movie, or just being on a stage, I need an avenue to say what I have to say.

My wife asked me once if I weren't a comedian, what I would do. I couldn't answer the question. I never imagined doing anything else.

Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it.

I love being famous - it's phenomenal.

Being famous is great, it's not like bad or horrible or anything.

Jerry Seinfeld, he was doing Letterman show all the time, so he kind of had an excuse, that people know the jokes already. He didn't have time to do stand-up. A guy like me, I have no excuses.

My generation is under-entertained.