There's a lot of people who don't want anything from me but to laugh and have a good time. You see them at the show and they like - they dress up to come see your show and stuff. And they pack these auditoriums and it's a lot of fun, man. It's like, this is how I started, and it's still fun for me.

I've been a comedian since I was fourteen. But I've never really been a CEO.

Why don't you click your heels three times and go back to Africa.

For one year, I want to do this thing where I guest-star on as many television shows as I possibly can. I love television. The fact that television ultimately made me famous was very gratifying for me.

I have all these weird fantasies. Going coast-to-coast on my motorcycle and having random barbecues all over America. No show, no nothing.

Every black American is bilingual. All of them. We speak street vernacular and we speak 'job interview.'

No one wants to get their ass beat to a soundtrack.