I enjoy my own thoughts sometimes.

Most people don't know what it's like to stand up there and speak their mind. I have a venue to do that. I get paid to do that. It's not like I'm doing heavy lifting up there. It's not like I'm solving the world's problems. It's like I'm hanging out with a bunch of people and it's cool.

The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It's dismissive.

New white people, you can't scare these white people, I tried.

Where I'm from? A little town called none of yo god damn business.

They do what they do for money - that's all. I don't even know why you're listening to me. I've done commercials for both Coke and Pepsi. Truth is, I can't even taste the difference, but Pepsi paid me last, so there it is.

Chivalry is dead. Women killed it.