Every black American is bilingual. All of them. We speak street vernacular and we speak 'job interview.'
You can't get unfamous. You can get infamous but you can't get unfamous.
The kid is the best thing that ever happened to me.
You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.
Stand-up is the kind of gig that'll show you where you're at.
Comedy is a very approval-oriented field.