America, I appreciate you liking me.

If I can make a teacher's salary doing comedy, I think that's better than being a teacher.

I got real important relationships in my life that are very empowering relationships.

The hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself, especially when everybody is watching.

I don't normally talk about my religion publicly because I don't want people to associate me and my flaws with this beautiful thing. And I believe it is beautiful religion if you learn it the right way.

There's something about doing stand-up that's cathartic.

I have all these weird fantasies. Going coast-to-coast on my motorcycle and having random barbecues all over America. No show, no nothing.