New white people, you can't scare these white people, I tried.

I just always loved stand-up. It's like magic. You say something, and a whole room full of people laughs together. Say something else, they laugh again. The fact that people come to see that and participate in that... I don't know, it's just like magic.

Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it.

I just like seeing people. I just like meeting people. I like finding out new walks of life and new ideas.

Being famous is great, it's not like bad or horrible or anything.

I don't normally talk about my religion publicly because I don't want people to associate me and my flaws with this beautiful thing. And I believe it is beautiful religion if you learn it the right way.

There's something about doing stand-up that's cathartic.