New white people, you can't scare these white people, I tried.

I don't really frick with Africa cause people are starving to death and that's not ballin' to me.

Cause my life is dope, and I do dope sh*t

You know, be able to do something great in your life, you're gonna have to realize your failures. You're gonna have to embrace them and figure out how to overcome it.

If I can make a teacher's salary doing comedy, I think that's better than being a teacher.

If someone sits and stares at you while you eat, you won't even eat the way you normally do, because it'll make you so uncomfortable. If I look at my dog when he's eating, he will look at me like, "Dave, I will bite you. What are you looking at? I'm trying to eat." It's something that dehumanizes a person, being on display like that.

I'm happier in the way a guy gets happier when he starts to mature. It doesn't make things easier, but I'm so much better at handling them.