Once you been performing on the streets you can conquer any venue.

I don't do any jokes that old. I might have maybe one or two jokes from high school that I still do.

With younger people I'm recognized with always Half-Baked, Blue Streak because it's on cable. Women, it's always You've Got Mail. Nutty Professor is pretty much everybody across the board. It seems like they like that one.

The higher up I went, the less happy I was.

The hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself, especially when everybody is watching.

Somebody broke into my house once, this is a good time to call the police, but mm mm, nope. The house was too nice. It was a real nice house, but they'd never believe i lived in it. They'd be like 'He's still here!

Listen, here it is: Technically, I never quit. I'm seven years late for work.