The only thing harder than leaving show business is coming back.

People don't know what it's like standing up there onstage, when you have a wall of people smiling at you.

I'm happier in the way a guy gets happier when he starts to mature. It doesn't make things easier, but I'm so much better at handling them.

I don't do any jokes that old. I might have maybe one or two jokes from high school that I still do.

I love the fact that I have a show where you can run over a kid and everyone busts out laughing.

The language you are about to hear... is disturbing.

My kids look actually happy. And I learned early on that perfectionism and parenthood is a toxic combination for everybody involved. In other words, so many things can flourish naturally. All you gotta do is make sure the soil's right. I view myself more like a guide than a ruler.