The only thing harder than leaving show business is coming back.

Every black American is bilingual. All of them. We speak street vernacular and we speak 'job interview.'

You got to be careful of the company you keep.

I was doing sketches that were funny but socially irresponsible. I felt I was deliberately being encouraged and I was overwhelmed.

I think extreme sports are really good for relieving stress.

Weed's not as bad as everything else... 'cause weed is a background substance. You know what I mean, you can smoke some herb and still function. You ain't crisp... but you'll function.

Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!