My father told me 'Name your price in the beginning. If it ever gets more expensive than the price you name, get out of there.'

If I can make a teacher's salary doing comedy, I think that's better than being a teacher.

If I put forth a legitimate effort, then I feel like, if that doesn't work out, that's all I can do.

If someone sits and stares at you while you eat, you won't even eat the way you normally do, because it'll make you so uncomfortable. If I look at my dog when he's eating, he will look at me like, "Dave, I will bite you. What are you looking at? I'm trying to eat." It's something that dehumanizes a person, being on display like that.

The language you are about to hear... is disturbing.

After a while, a joke, if you say it too much, just becomes contrived, or fake-sounding.

I was 23. When you're 23, your concern is not for the greater good of humanity. I didn't feel like I was unleashing an evil on society or anything. At the time, that's what I was into, and I did a movie about it.