The language you are about to hear... is disturbing.

I love the fact that I have a show where you can run over a kid and everyone busts out laughing.

Comedians by and large are some of the most sensitive people on earth. Even if they're socially callous.

A celebrity, whatever I am, you get cut off sometimes from people just by circumstance.

I'm cool with failing so long as I know that there are people around me that love me unconditionally.

I love being famous - it's phenomenal.

Everyone who wants to make it in comedy goes to L.A., so a million comedians fight for time on three stages. If you get in there in New York, you're working eight times a night sometimes. Who's going to be funny, the guy who works once a week, or the guy working eight times a night?