When I'm on stage, I get real happy there. Maybe that's the only time in my adult life I feel like myself.

The way the people around you position themselves around you to get in your pockets and in your mind is infuriating to me.

There's something about doing stand-up that's cathartic.

Being famous is great, it's not like bad or horrible or anything.

There's not too many people that don't think I'm crazy, for walking away from so much money. I'm at a restaurant with my wife, it's a nice restaurant, we're eating dinner. I look across the room, I say, 'You see this guy over here, across the room? He has $100 million.' And we're eating the same entree. So, OK, fine, I don't have $50 million or whatever it was, but say I have $10 million in the bank. The difference in lifestyle is miniscule.

I enjoy my own thoughts sometimes.

Constantly take inventory of what's important to you.