When I'm on stage, I get real happy there. Maybe that's the only time in my adult life I feel like myself.

The hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself, especially when everybody is watching.

The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It's dismissive.

You get sick of jokes, you know. Either I do them on TV, and then you worry, like, "Oh, everyone's gonna see it," so you chuck it, or you just get sick of saying it. After a while, a joke, if you say it too much, just becomes contrived, or fake-sounding.

Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it.

Ralph Nader has slavery reparations on his platform, which makes me think he's not serious. If he thought he could win he wouldn't even say that.

I'm cool with failing so long as I know that there are people around me that love me unconditionally.