Things like racism are institutionalized. You might not know any bigots. You feel like "well I don't hate black people so I'm not a racist," but you benefit from racism. Just by the merit, the color of your skin. The opportunities that you have, you're privileged in ways that you might not even realize because you haven't been deprived of certain things. We need to talk about these things in order for them to change.

No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone... you answer it.

I don't do drugs, though. Just weed.

My father told me 'Name your price in the beginning. If it ever gets more expensive than the price you name, get out of there.'

Chivalry is dead. Women killed it.

New white people, you can't scare these white people, I tried.

My wife asked me once if I weren't a comedian, what I would do. I couldn't answer the question. I never imagined doing anything else.