If you're Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston, and your marriage is breaking up - that's an awful thing. But to see that speculation in people, it's gotta sting a little bit.

I'm famous today. People like me today. Might not like me tomorrow. You can't count on it.

I wish I had more hands, so I could give those titties four thumbs down!

A celebrity, whatever I am, you get cut off sometimes from people just by circumstance.

Whether it means having a show, or a movie, or just being on a stage, I need an avenue to say what I have to say.

If you don't have the right people around you and you're moving at a million miles an hour you can lose yourself.

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