If I can make a teacher's salary doing comedy, I think that's better than being a teacher.
Dave ChappelleWhen I'm on stage, I get real happy there. Maybe that's the only time in my adult life I feel like myself.
Dave ChappelleIf someone sits and stares at you while you eat, you won't even eat the way you normally do, because it'll make you so uncomfortable. If I look at my dog when he's eating, he will look at me like, "Dave, I will bite you. What are you looking at? I'm trying to eat." It's something that dehumanizes a person, being on display like that.
Dave ChappelleEveryone who wants to make it in comedy goes to L.A., so a million comedians fight for time on three stages. If you get in there in New York, you're working eight times a night sometimes. Who's going to be funny, the guy who works once a week, or the guy working eight times a night?
Dave Chappelle