I love being famous - it's phenomenal.

Whether it means having a show, or a movie, or just being on a stage, I need an avenue to say what I have to say.

I have all these weird fantasies. Going coast-to-coast on my motorcycle and having random barbecues all over America. No show, no nothing.

I don't normally talk about my religion publicly because I don't want people to associate me and my flaws with this beautiful thing. And I believe it is beautiful religion if you learn it the right way.

Comedians by and large are some of the most sensitive people on earth. Even if they're socially callous.

Listen, here it is: Technically, I never quit. I'm seven years late for work.

I'm famous today. People like me today. Might not like me tomorrow. You can't count on it.