For one year, I want to do this thing where I guest-star on as many television shows as I possibly can. I love television. The fact that television ultimately made me famous was very gratifying for me.

Everyone who wants to make it in comedy goes to L.A., so a million comedians fight for time on three stages. If you get in there in New York, you're working eight times a night sometimes. Who's going to be funny, the guy who works once a week, or the guy working eight times a night?

Everyone around me says, You're a genius! You're great! That's your voice! But I'm not sure if they're right.

I love being famous - it's phenomenal.

I'm Dave Chappelle and I'm a chronic masturbator.

There's something about doing stand-up that's cathartic.

The biggest enemy of an artist is apathy... A kid gets killed by the police and I buy a T-shirt and before I can wear that one, there's another kid (killed) and I'm running out of closet space.