For one year, I want to do this thing where I guest-star on as many television shows as I possibly can. I love television. The fact that television ultimately made me famous was very gratifying for me.

I started when I was 14. I figured out that's what I wanted to do when I was 14. Even when I was six, I can remember people telling me, "You're gonna be a comedian," and all this stuff.

There's something about doing stand-up that's cathartic.

You've got to say 'yes' to your destiny. Life's happening right now, look around you. There goes some life. Come on, Mamma, live!

I've been a comedian since I was fourteen. But I've never really been a CEO.

I'm an introspective dude.

No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone... you answer it.