For one year, I want to do this thing where I guest-star on as many television shows as I possibly can. I love television. The fact that television ultimately made me famous was very gratifying for me.

Everyone who wants to make it in comedy goes to L.A., so a million comedians fight for time on three stages. If you get in there in New York, you're working eight times a night sometimes. Who's going to be funny, the guy who works once a week, or the guy working eight times a night?

One of the things that happens when people make the leap from a certain amount of money to tens of millions of dollars is that the people around you dramatically change.

It seems like there's never enough famous white people among comic in Hollywood.

My father told me 'Name your price in the beginning. If it ever gets more expensive than the price you name, get out of there.'

Comedians by and large are some of the most sensitive people on earth. Even if they're socially callous.

No one wants to get their ass beat to a soundtrack.