There's something about doing stand-up that's cathartic.

All white people talk about when they get high is other times that they got high.

People don't know what it's like standing up there onstage, when you have a wall of people smiling at you.

I'm famous today. People like me today. Might not like me tomorrow. You can't count on it.

What that’s allowed me to do is have a vantage point about my own life that's accessible to people still. I could see a guy walking down the street and be like, Even though I'm famous, I got more in common with this guy than, like, Brad Pitt.

I've done 10 or 11 pilots for network television, which is ridiculous.

The mark of greatness is when everything before you is obsolete, and everything after you bears your mark.