My generation is under-entertained.

I felt in a lot of instances I was deliberately being put through stress because when you're a guy who generates money, people have a vested interest in controlling you.

I enjoy my own thoughts sometimes.

I don't really frick with Africa cause people are starving to death and that's not ballin' to me.

They do what they do for money - that's all. I don't even know why you're listening to me. I've done commercials for both Coke and Pepsi. Truth is, I can't even taste the difference, but Pepsi paid me last, so there it is.

The kid is the best thing that ever happened to me.

Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!