What did the 5 fingers say to the face. S L A P!
I love being famous - it's phenomenal.
The only thing harder than leaving show business is coming back.
Jerry Seinfeld, he was doing Letterman show all the time, so he kind of had an excuse, that people know the jokes already. He didn't have time to do stand-up. A guy like me, I have no excuses.
Comedy is a very approval-oriented field.
Cause my life is dope, and I do dope sh*t