The kid is the best thing that ever happened to me.

After a while, a joke, if you say it too much, just becomes contrived, or fake-sounding.

I'm cool with failing so long as I know that there are people around me that love me unconditionally.

I get a little heated when I talk about the past. But I wanted to be clear - I'm not mad at anybody - not anymore.

Something about New York, man: You can do more comedy there probably than you can anywhere in the world. If you're interested in being funny, New York is the place to go.

Listen, here it is: Technically, I never quit. I'm seven years late for work.

Hey hey hey, smoke weed everyday