You can't get unfamous. You can get infamous but you can't get unfamous.

Hey hey hey, smoke weed everyday

Stand-up is the kind of gig that'll show you where you're at.

Everyone around me says, You're a genius! You're great! That's your voice! But I'm not sure if they're right.

You get sick of jokes, you know. Either I do them on TV, and then you worry, like, "Oh, everyone's gonna see it," so you chuck it, or you just get sick of saying it. After a while, a joke, if you say it too much, just becomes contrived, or fake-sounding.

Why is Dave Chappelle going to Africa? Why does Mariah Carey make a hundred-million dollar deal and take her clothes off on TRL? A weak person can not get here and talk to you. Ain't no weak people talking to you. So what is happening in Hollywood? Nobody knows! The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It's dismissive. I don't understand this person, so they're crazy. That's bullshit. These people are not crazy, they're strong people. Maybe the environment is a little sick.

I got married recently. So far, so good. Less sex than I expected, but other than that, it's a pretty good lifestyle.