The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It's dismissive. "I don't understand this person. So they're crazy." That's bullshit. These people are not crazy. They strong people. Maybe their environment is a little sick.

I got married recently. So far, so good. Less sex than I expected, but other than that, it's a pretty good lifestyle.

I support anyone's right to be who they want to be. My question is: to what extent do I have to participate in your self-image?

I just always loved stand-up. It's like magic. You say something, and a whole room full of people laughs together. Say something else, they laugh again. The fact that people come to see that and participate in that... I don't know, it's just like magic.

People don't know what it's like standing up there onstage, when you have a wall of people smiling at you.

Money is the fuel for choices. Money gives me choices, so it's not nothing, it's something. But it's not the end all, be all. There are other things in my life that I did not purchase with money that are very valuable.

Stand-up is the kind of gig that'll show you where you're at.