I'm famous today. People like me today. Might not like me tomorrow. You can't count on it.

Something about New York, man: You can do more comedy there probably than you can anywhere in the world. If you're interested in being funny, New York is the place to go.

I'm cool with failing so long as I know that there are people around me that love me unconditionally.

You can't get unfamous. You can get infamous but you can't get unfamous.

All white people talk about when they get high is other times that they got high.

The hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself, especially when everybody is watching.

You get sick of jokes, you know. Either I do them on TV, and then you worry, like, "Oh, everyone's gonna see it," so you chuck it, or you just get sick of saying it. After a while, a joke, if you say it too much, just becomes contrived, or fake-sounding.