I'm famous today. People like me today. Might not like me tomorrow. You can't count on it.

With younger people I'm recognized with always Half-Baked, Blue Streak because it's on cable. Women, it's always You've Got Mail. Nutty Professor is pretty much everybody across the board. It seems like they like that one.

New white people, you can't scare these white people, I tried.

A celebrity, whatever I am, you get cut off sometimes from people just by circumstance.

Why don't you click your heels three times and go back to Africa.

No one wants to get their ass beat to a soundtrack.

Why is Dave Chappelle going to Africa? Why does Mariah Carey make a hundred-million dollar deal and take her clothes off on TRL? A weak person can not get here and talk to you. Ain't no weak people talking to you. So what is happening in Hollywood? Nobody knows! The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It's dismissive. I don't understand this person, so they're crazy. That's bullshit. These people are not crazy, they're strong people. Maybe the environment is a little sick.