You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.

If I can make a teacher's salary doing comedy, I think that's better than being a teacher.

I love being famous - it's phenomenal.

Weed's not as bad as everything else... 'cause weed is a background substance. You know what I mean, you can smoke some herb and still function. You ain't crisp... but you'll function.

I support anyone's right to be who they want to be. My question is: to what extent do I have to participate in your self-image?

Stand-up is the kind of gig that'll show you where you're at.

A celebrity, whatever I am, you get cut off sometimes from people just by circumstance.