No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone... you answer it.

I love the fact that I have a show where you can run over a kid and everyone busts out laughing.

When I'm on stage, I get real happy there. Maybe that's the only time in my adult life I feel like myself.

I want to tell my jokes. I want to have time with my children. I want to entertain people. And at one point, I'll walk away from show business. But I don't want to walk away empty-handed.

I'm cool with failing so long as I know that there are people around me that love me unconditionally.

People don't know what it's like standing up there onstage, when you have a wall of people smiling at you.

Weed's not as bad as everything else... 'cause weed is a background substance. You know what I mean, you can smoke some herb and still function. You ain't crisp... but you'll function.