No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone... you answer it.

I'm famous today. People like me today. Might not like me tomorrow. You can't count on it.

Things like racism are institutionalized. You might not know any bigots. You feel like "well I don't hate black people so I'm not a racist," but you benefit from racism. Just by the merit, the color of your skin. The opportunities that you have, you're privileged in ways that you might not even realize because you haven't been deprived of certain things. We need to talk about these things in order for them to change.

There's something about doing stand-up that's cathartic.

I don't do any jokes that old. I might have maybe one or two jokes from high school that I still do.

The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It's dismissive. "I don't understand this person. So they're crazy." That's bullshit. These people are not crazy. They strong people. Maybe their environment is a little sick.

I got married recently. So far, so good. Less sex than I expected, but other than that, it's a pretty good lifestyle.