No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone... you answer it.

I'm cool with failing so long as I know that there are people around me that love me unconditionally.

America, I appreciate you liking me.

You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.

Things like racism are institutionalized. You might not know any bigots. You feel like "well I don't hate black people so I'm not a racist," but you benefit from racism. Just by the merit, the color of your skin. The opportunities that you have, you're privileged in ways that you might not even realize because you haven't been deprived of certain things. We need to talk about these things in order for them to change.

I'm an introspective dude.

Something about New York, man: You can do more comedy there probably than you can anywhere in the world. If you're interested in being funny, New York is the place to go.