Nobody is going to be as bad for free thinking, right-minded individuals than George Bush.
David CrossI hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner.
David CrossI think I'd be a really good dad. So perhaps I'm doing society a disservice by not having as many kids as possible.
David CrossThe South has more of a disproportionate amount of irony on T-shirts than any other region in the country.
David CrossWe should just get somebody from the left and the right and they should all throw bumper stickers at each other and the first one to cover the other one wins.
David CrossIt's a lot of anti-gay, racist humorโwhich people like in Americaโall couched in 'I'm telling it like it is.' He's in the right place at the right time for that gee-shucks, proud-to-be-a-redneck, I'm-just-a-straight-shooter-multimillionaire-in-cutoff-flannel-selling-ring-tones act. That's where we are as a nation now. We're in a state of vague American values and anti-intellectual pride.
David Cross