And it's one more shitty thing to write about somebody, in between getting really, really, really upset at female Ghostbusters and Gamergate, and the things that really matter.

If people disagree with me and want to articulate it, that's not only their right but almost their obligation.

I'd like to think that I'm not just making the point that I'm an atheist over and over, but that I explore different facets of religion. There's no way of bringing up religion without sounding like an asshole.

I am against the war, but I do support our white troops. No, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I'm not a Republican. I'm not a member of the party of inclusion. Wonderful, tolerant, rational human beings they are.

Because you've been on dates where y'know, you forget to open your eyes and wear pants and speak English.

I work a lot and I like to get out and work but the work I do to make the other work work I'm not very good at.

That's what social media is, that's what Twitter is, that's what Facebook posts are. It's just really anti-intellectual.