In New York, you are constantly faced with this very urgent decision that you have to make, about every twenty minutes...you have to decide, immediately, you have to go "Ohmigod. Do I look at the most beautiful woman in the world or the craziest guy in the world?"

I love Tinkle, it's really the most fun I've had in years.

Nobody is going to be as bad for free thinking, right-minded individuals than George Bush.

I'd say 95 percent of my audience was white. They were mostly kind of older hipster folks like myself.

Besides if people really want to support the troops they would vote democrat.

There were a handful of shows that were just painful. Not many, but things where I just said going into it, "Why am I here? What am I doing?"

The South has more of a disproportionate amount of irony on T-shirts than any other region in the country.