There were a handful of shows that were just painful. Not many, but things where I just said going into it, "Why am I here? What am I doing?"

I have no hesitation doing children's movies. Zero. And I don't even have kids.

Florida was the low point.The entire state, yep. I'm not sure I'd go back.

I do believe that on a whole, women are definitely smarter than men... I also believe that dogs are smarter than women. No? That one, you don't believe it? You believe that I didn't do a series of tests? You are right to not believe it, because I'm going to go ahead and admit that I do not believe what I just said, it was what's described as a 'joke.' Um, I'll be telling a bunch of them here tonight.

I have a few business ideas (that I'm going to advertise in High Times, amongst other places), and one of them is a service in which I offer to eat and describe pork to kosher people.

I'm very vocal about my belief that all religion is garbage. Most of my friends are religious or at least spiritual. These are people I like and I know are intelligent. It's this thing that I carry around. I know I'd be a better person if I was fairer, but it's at the core of who I am and what I believe.

There's the disingenuous duplicitousness, but you can apply that to every politician, really.