I'm not going to benefit from free college education, but I think all those things are good for the country.

I'm concerned about organized religion getting away with what it gets away with.

Hopefully people will be reinventing comedy forever and ever. This is just what I do, and it's a type of comedy.

I've gotten "condescending" a million times, and that's not good.

I was born Jewish, but I am an atheist. I dont believe in God.

And it's one more shitty thing to write about somebody, in between getting really, really, really upset at female Ghostbusters and Gamergate, and the things that really matter.

[If Donald Trump does get elected, I will be] probably Secretary Of Reeducation. Or I don't know. I'll probably end up working in the cafeteria.