I'm not going to benefit from free college education, but I think all those things are good for the country.

I work a lot and I like to get out and work but the work I do to make the other work work I'm not very good at.

I'm finally going to be able to finally criticize [Hillary Clinton] without being accused of being a sexist - that idea. I'm not a fan, I don't like her, but you can't say anything without being accused of being a sexist pig, which is unfair.

Because I think whenever you sit down with another human being who would absolutely disagree with you on every issue, you learn about them as a person and you relate, in human terms, and it's much more difficult for either side to dismiss out of hand, like that person's a freak, that person's a Nazi.

I'd say 95 percent of my audience was white. They were mostly kind of older hipster folks like myself.

The South has more of a disproportionate amount of irony on T-shirts than any other region in the country.

I think pornography is the only art form where you can be videotaped on a shaky handy cam sucking off a horse and be considered a star.