There is nothing interesting about just seeing me doing the show then seeing the fans and how much people love me.

The best thing about me is there are no skeletons.

It's easy to see that two people might come up with that same idea.

I am against the war, but I do support our white troops. No, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I'm not a Republican. I'm not a member of the party of inclusion. Wonderful, tolerant, rational human beings they are.

You have to get the second season by acquiescing to a third season.

I'm not going to benefit from free college education, but I think all those things are good for the country.

There's the disingenuous duplicitousness, but you can apply that to every politician, really.