There is nothing interesting about just seeing me doing the show then seeing the fans and how much people love me.

If you want to reinstate the 14.4 billion dollars that Bush cut out of the veterans program then vote democrat.

My biggest problem is retaining the exact information.

Because you've been on dates where y'know, you forget to open your eyes and wear pants and speak English.

I think I'd be a really good dad. So perhaps I'm doing society a disservice by not having as many kids as possible.

Aqua Teen Hunger Force is one of the funniest shows on TV and I was a little intimidated working with those guys 'cause you're in a sound booth by yourself and they're all in a room in Atlanta.

We should just get somebody from the left and the right and they should all throw bumper stickers at each other and the first one to cover the other one wins.