There is nothing interesting about just seeing me doing the show then seeing the fans and how much people love me.

I think pornography is the only art form where you can be videotaped on a shaky handy cam sucking off a horse and be considered a star.

We should just get somebody from the left and the right and they should all throw bumper stickers at each other and the first one to cover the other one wins.

High Times magazine is a notch intellectually below Highlights for Children. I mean, they're both great to read when you're baked, but come on, ya know.

I think the policies, for the most part, that [Hillary Clinton] will put in place are not going to make positive changes. There'll be more status quo. She'll certainly be good for some groups of people. Whatever.

In my political philosophy - which is definitely more socialist Democrat than centrist politician like Hillary Clinton - I think regulation for banks and those platforms that Bernie Sanders had are good for the whole of America.

It's not that I don't have kids for some personal reason outside of, I just haven't had kids. And I haven't met someone who wanted to, as far as I know. And perhaps I'm attracted to women who aren't ready to make that commitment just yet.