[If Donald Trump does get elected, I will be] probably Secretary Of Reeducation. Or I don't know. I'll probably end up working in the cafeteria.
David CrossThere are really funny alternative comics and really funny straight comics who write and perform traditionally.
David CrossWhat President of the Airline is doing is, he's urging everyone to give up their frequent flyer miles for sick kids... But as I was reading this, there were two empty seats next to me. Why can't sick kids sit there? If they're so concerned with sick kids, shouldn't they have like a pen of sick kids next to the gate?
David CrossI work a lot and I like to get out and work but the work I do to make the other work work I'm not very good at.
David Cross