Most people who have kids are, "Hey, I want another me. I like me. I'm pretty cool, and I've got really great ideas, and the way I think is the right way to think. Let's put another one of me out there.

I have no hesitation doing children's movies. Zero. And I don't even have kids.

I am truly passionate and concerned about the lack of empathy that people show towards one another.

You can't just yell jokes at people.

James Lipton: The most pompous arrogant failure in history.

I would say just stop watching me, I guess, at this point. That is what I do, and it probably is, in some way, a bit of a lecture. I can see how that's not something that would be enticing for you to watch in a stand-up hour.

Ive got a lot of friends there and there is stuff to do but as much as I dislike LA I really like living and working in New York City.