I still think that, hopefully, you're not ahead of the jokes, and I think that has value. There is a punchline and it's pointed - and, again, whether you think it's funny or not, that's subjective.

There's the disingenuous duplicitousness, but you can apply that to every politician, really.

My biggest problem is retaining the exact information.

If you wanna find out 101 things to do with plums, heh, read your in-flight magazine.

The best thing about me is there are no skeletons.

I've never written jokes. I mean, I'll write things on a piece of paper and riff on them onstage.

It's not that I don't have kids for some personal reason outside of, I just haven't had kids. And I haven't met someone who wanted to, as far as I know. And perhaps I'm attracted to women who aren't ready to make that commitment just yet.