I think for a lot of people, it's just where their saturation point was. Once you get into the [Donald] Trump stuff and the Republican stuff and the Ayn Rand followers, it doesn't let up for about half an hour. It gets hard and stays hard for a while.

That's what social media is, that's what Twitter is, that's what Facebook posts are. It's just really anti-intellectual.

James Lipton: The most pompous arrogant failure in history.

The Bible is the funniest book I have ever read. It's so funny! Right in the first six pages, it's funny!

I'm concerned about how and why there is no gun control.

I'm finally going to be able to finally criticize [Hillary Clinton] without being accused of being a sexist - that idea. I'm not a fan, I don't like her, but you can't say anything without being accused of being a sexist pig, which is unfair.

High Times magazine is a notch intellectually below Highlights for Children. I mean, they're both great to read when you're baked, but come on, ya know.