I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner.

I've never written jokes. I mean, I'll write things on a piece of paper and riff on them onstage.

Hopefully people are upset for the reason I want them to be upset. Even when I was doing open mics, I've always had people upset. I've never been the consummate crowd-pleaser.

I'm pretty happy. I obviously have complaints about things, but for the most part, I'm on the above-average side of happy people.

I am truly passionate and concerned about the lack of empathy that people show towards one another.

I love Tinkle, it's really the most fun I've had in years.

I really don't have a problem with gay marriage... because I'm tolerant and rational.