I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner.

There's the disingenuous duplicitousness, but you can apply that to every politician, really.

I'd say 95 percent of my audience was white. They were mostly kind of older hipster folks like myself.

I have a few business ideas (that I'm going to advertise in High Times, amongst other places), and one of them is a service in which I offer to eat and describe pork to kosher people.

I've gotten "condescending" a million times, and that's not good.

Occasionally I'll watch Fox News for as long as I can tolerate it, or CNN. I'll watch until I get infuriated, but you got to know what they're talking about and what they're not talking about.

Because you've been on dates where y'know, you forget to open your eyes and wear pants and speak English.