I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner.

As far as just my stand-up is concerned, I don't care about changing anyone's mind. I'm not making an argument. I'm a guy doing comedy.

I was born Jewish, but I am an atheist. I dont believe in God.

Occasionally I'll watch Fox News for as long as I can tolerate it, or CNN. I'll watch until I get infuriated, but you got to know what they're talking about and what they're not talking about.

You can't just yell jokes at people.

I just often find myself getting shrill, angry and the jokes get more incredulous.

I recently attended a pro-drug rally... in my basement.